¡Déjeme Sólo!

Every. Single. Time I walk out my door to do any kind of yard work I'm being accosted by those of Spanish decent. Doesn't matter what time of day. I'm thinking of mowing my lawn in the dark. If I had a head lamp on my ancient riding lawn mower, I prolly would. Maybe I'll zip tie a flashlight to the front.

I was needing a break anyway because I'm having to pick up trash that's been caught in my tall weeds or just generally thrown in my yard and I'm having to pick up large branches that have fallen over the last few windy weeks. My body is screaming because we have rain floating all around us and that makes getting out in the yard hard enough with out having to be constantly looking over my shoulder for another "Lawn Care Employee" wanting to offer his services. No ayuda a necesitó, gracias. No dinero. That would translate to: I ain't got no money and I don't need help. Thanks. Should I wear a sandwich board that says that? Maybe get a cool safety vest with that inscribed on the back? In Spanish?

So now I'm sitting here procrastinating going out to mow by blogging. Think I'll go play some Wizard101 now. Again.