Friday, January 11, 2008

The Truth Is Out

Looking through my mail yesterday, I got a "personal" invitation from Donald Trump to "take part in the most popular pageant system in the country!" That would be, the Miss Universe Organization. Of course, I would probably have to win either the Miss Teen USA or Miss USA pageant first.

Why does no one tell old Donald that his hair looks bad? I know there have been public jokes about it that he has heard... but why can't he pay someone to tell him he would look a lot better with shorter hair? And facial hair. That's a face that cries for facial hair.

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