Cat Owners

Here's a text I sent to my daughter and her reply:

ME: Is it sad that they (my cats) seem to be having more fun with the box (that my cat tower came in) than with the giant tower in the middle of my living room?

MY DAUGHTER: That's okay. My cat eats food out of the empty bag in the trash instead of her filled food bowl.


Cats can be so retarded.

Happy Leap Day. Go leap off a bridge or something.