How To Take A Shower In Winter At My House

1. Dedicate about 2 hours of your day for the event.
2. About 45 minutes prior to taking a shower, go into the bathroom and turn on the hot water faucet in the bathtub at full blast.
3. Let hot water run until you hear the hot water heater engage.
4. Turn off hot water and go find something to do.
5. After 15 minutes, go check to see if hot water heater has turned off.
6. After 5 more minutes, forget what time you checked last and go see if hot water heater has turned off.
7. Write time on paper.
8. Pull up computer game to pass time more quickly.
9. Glance down at paper and realize one hour and 27 minutes have passed.
10. Go check water heater.
11. Turn on hot water faucet in bathtub and let run until the water heater engages.
12. Lower lid on toilet and sit for 41 minutes until water heater turns off.
13. Undress
14. Turn on water to desired temperature.
15. Engage shower.
16. Quickly jump into shower and scrub as fast as you can.
17. After 5 minutes, hear water heater turn on.
18. Start 5 minute countdown.
19. Rinse off in cold water.
20. Turn off cold water and towel off all icicles.